Not Taking Questions Shirt Funny Mom Bird Graphic Tee Tired Mom Laundry Shirt Sarcastic Mom Gift

The laundry is multiplying. Someone needs a snack. And you are officially NOT TAKING QUESTIONS.

Featuring a delightfully frazzled bird perched on a pile of laundry, this funny mom tee says what you’re thinking—without making you repeat yourself. Bold retro lettering and a thoroughly over-it expression bring just the right amount of attitude to your everyday wardrobe.

For the mom who loves her people, handles the chaos, and would really appreciate five uninterrupted minutes.

Why you’ll love it

• Original Klub Kaos artwork with an expressive, exhausted little bird.

• “NOT TAKING QUESTIONS.” lettering that handles the announcement for you.

• A warm, vintage-inspired palette with dusty rose and golden accents.

• An easy pairing with jeans, leggings, or your “I’m not leaving the house” pants.

Wear it for

School pickup. Laundry day. Grocery runs that count as alone time. Or any afternoon when you’ve answered enough questions for one lifetime.

Buying for a friend? This is for the sister, mom friend, or laundry-avoiding legend who will take one look and say, “That’s me.”

Before you order

Check the listing’s size chart and available colors before choosing your fit. For a roomier look, compare the garment measurements with a favorite tee you already own.

Standard shipping within the contiguous U.S. is included in the listed price. See the listing’s delivery estimate for your destination.

Klub Kaos — for moms with a lot on their plate and a little attitude left.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft hand with durable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in look and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, roomy fit
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for clean lines and longevity
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk and finished with a sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50